what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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All of it, but mostly the bolded
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
Fuck I look like eating pussy nigga, Square up nigga
My nigga you have lost your way
EATING PUSSY IS THE GREATEST THING A YOUNG NIGGAS MOUTH CAN EXPERIENCE
Pussy in ya mouf is like the cool side of the pillow on a summer night
Pussy taste sweeter than the last piece of halloween candy
Pussy feel better in ya mouth than the perfect clap back when a nigga try to violate you
PUSSY TASTE BETTER THAN COOKIE DOUGH OREOS NIGGA
The great philosopher Leon Lewis once said
"A real nigga eating pussy cause i like cat
A real nigga sucking pussy cause i likes dat
Licked her so slow
I licked her so deep
She said you eat pussy but you can’t out-eat me
I eat the pussy cause i love to make the hoes cum
You blessed with the dick
I’M BLESSED WITH THE TONGUE”
EATING PUTHY IS IN THE 10 #TMG COMMANDMENTS
RIGHT IN BETWEEN “THERES NO SHAME IN A MAGNIFYING GLASS” AND “NAIR IS YOUR FRIEND”
FUCK YOU GON LOOK LIKE EATING PUSSY? A REAL NIGGA
FUCK YOU GON FEEL LIKE EATING PUSSY? A GOD
IF YOU A REAL NIGGA YOU GON EAT
young men need to start looking up to this man as a spiritual leader
Cause the world needs a hero Em, vaginas need a hero. It me.
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.
yes! see how positive and peaceful your life can be if you stay in your gotdam lane?