tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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prozac-panda:

I was sick of feeling so insecure about my recent psoriasis flare-up. So for the first time, instead of hiding and hating my own skin, I decided to embrace my flaws and wear my spots with pride. Turning my spots into leopard print with a little artwork.

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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

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kidxforever
Fuck I look like eating pussy nigga, Square up nigga

thahalfrican:

yunorie:

thahalfrican:

newjaxxcity:

thahalfrican:

My nigga you have lost your way

EATING PUSSY IS THE GREATEST THING A YOUNG NIGGAS MOUTH CAN EXPERIENCE

Pussy in ya mouf is like the cool side of the pillow on a summer night

Pussy taste sweeter than the last piece of halloween candy

Pussy feel better in ya mouth than the perfect clap back when a nigga try to violate you

PUSSY TASTE BETTER THAN COOKIE DOUGH OREOS NIGGA

The great philosopher Leon Lewis once said

"A real nigga eating pussy cause i like cat
A real nigga sucking pussy cause i likes dat
Licked her so slow
I licked her so deep
She said you eat pussy but you can’t out-eat me
I eat the pussy cause i love to make the hoes cum
You blessed with the dick
I’M BLESSED WITH THE TONGUE

EATING PUTHY IS IN THE 10 #TMG COMMANDMENTS

RIGHT IN BETWEEN “THERES NO SHAME IN A MAGNIFYING GLASS” AND “NAIR IS YOUR FRIEND”

FUCK YOU GON LOOK LIKE EATING PUSSY? A REAL NIGGA

FUCK YOU GON FEEL LIKE EATING PUSSY? A GOD

IF YOU A REAL NIGGA YOU GON EAT

young men need to start looking up to this man as a spiritual leader

image

Truly.

Joey
Why

Cause the world needs a hero Em, vaginas need a hero. It me.

yungkawaiiinigga:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

yes! see how positive and peaceful your life can be if you stay in your gotdam lane?

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realisiert:

fuckinstoned:

the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

Omg

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